If you ever find yourself in the wrong story, leave.
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Mo Willems
Never call anyone a baboon unless you are sure of your facts.
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Will Cuppy
Breeze strolled over to the table and chose a seat with his characteristic decorum. The portly man raised his dueling cane, pointing it at Ham. 'I see that my period of intellectual respite has come to an end.' Ham smiled. 'I thought up a couple...
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Brandon Sanderson
I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.
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Edward Verrall Lucas
I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall.
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Derek Landy
More Quotes By Neil Leckman
Remember never to text and drive, it's bad grammar, even if you have a deadline. You might cross the line and dead may be your destination. Think about it! !
Thought about being a stand up comedienne for zombies, but when they eat you alive, they really eat you! !
Years ago there was an old man I knew that told me he didn't trust me, because people with beards were hiding from something. I told him, "That's true, I'm hiding from the barber! !
Just out of sight around a bend in the river there's always a small island full of magic and mystery just waiting for you.
Well they have to have something to wean Caluntians off Venusian moles. Seems humans are the best therapy, to consume that is. They say we are a bit gamey though. An acquired taste, one we hope not many acquire.
